Well, what has the old kakistocracy been up to lately? A whole lot of nothing, that's what. Due to the militaristic nature of the creators of this site, we have decided to bring haiku to you. Military haiku. Please enjoy, and feel free to check out more brutalization of poetry in the forums. Seriously, folks, it doesn't get any worse than this.


Haiku #1

showering with men

asses glisten in the sun

please don't ask, don't tell


Haiku #2

The food ain't so bad

virgins ripe for the picking

I love the air force